This is so funny! Type “your name<\/u> needs” into Google, complete with the quotes and see what you get for your top ten. Apparently, someone out there thinks that I am very much more athletic than I am, but am in need of a makeover…..I suppose that’s what I get for having the same name as an action video game character!<\/p>\n
Lara needs a haircut.
\nLara needs new breasts.
\nLARA needs an interactive way to teach kids about different foods, animals, and common household items.
\nLara needs anger management therapy.
\nLara needs to get a life and start dating someone her own age.
\nLara needs to use stealth just as much as she does combat maneuvers and jumps.
\nLara needs to let her hair down and dance to Donna Summer\u2019s disco hits.
\nLara needs another 86 runs to become the first player to reach 1000 runs for the 2004 calendar year.
\nLara needs the paintings because a note in Von Croy’s pocket led her to believe that they would help prove her innocence.
\nLara needs to get to Shanghai?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This is so funny! Type “your name needs” into Google, complete with the quotes and see what you get for your top ten. Apparently, someone out there thinks that I am very much more athletic than I am, but am in need of a makeover…..I suppose that’s what I get for having the same name … Continue reading “Funny Google game”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}