{"id":438,"date":"2008-11-06T11:55:44","date_gmt":"2008-11-06T11:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/?p=438"},"modified":"2008-11-06T11:55:44","modified_gmt":"2008-11-06T11:55:44","slug":"an-open-letter-to-my-future-daughter-in-law","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/?p=438","title":{"rendered":"An open letter to my future daughter-in-law"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_5983.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/IMG_5983.jpg\" width=\"276\" height=\"320\" class=\"mt-image-none\" style=\"\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p>I am raising for you a kind young man, without a mean bone in his body.  He is handsome and funny and talented and smart.  I&#8217;m sure that you will love him forever and be very happy, but I must apologize.  I have failed you.  I have tried to combat a habit that will bring you many hours of frustration, I&#8217;m sure, but he is just too strong and I now must finally admit defeat.<\/p>\n<p>My only hope is that you are stronger-willed than I am and someday you will be able to successfully train YOUR children to turn their socks right-side-out before putting them in the dirty clothes hamper.<\/p>\n<p>Love,<br \/>\nYour future mother-in-law<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am raising for you a kind young man, without a mean bone in his body. He is handsome and funny and talented and smart. I&#8217;m sure that you will love him forever and be very happy, but I must apologize. I have failed you. I have tried to combat a habit that will bring &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/?p=438\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;An open letter to my future daughter-in-law&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}