{"id":107,"date":"2007-03-08T08:34:22","date_gmt":"2007-03-08T08:34:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/?p=107"},"modified":"2007-03-08T08:34:22","modified_gmt":"2007-03-08T08:34:22","slug":"breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/?p=107","title":{"rendered":"Breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"breakfast.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/breakfast.jpg\" width=\"398\" height=\"294\" \/><br \/>\nMmmm&#8230;&#8230; Croissant sandwich with egg, bacon and cheese.  You can figure out how to do it yourself, but trust me, it&#8217;s yummy.<\/p>\n<p>My delayed response to the woman at the hair salon yesterday, whose addition to our discussion of hybrid cars was &#8220;I just want to &#8220;live large&#8221; in my SUV and not think about about it&#8221;:  You are an idiot.  I hope that your cute hairstylist gets tired of covering up your gray and runs you over with her new Prius.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mmmm&#8230;&#8230; Croissant sandwich with egg, bacon and cheese. You can figure out how to do it yourself, but trust me, it&#8217;s yummy. My delayed response to the woman at the hair salon yesterday, whose addition to our discussion of hybrid cars was &#8220;I just want to &#8220;live large&#8221; in my SUV and not think about &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/?p=107\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Breakfast&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breakfast"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.feedyourkids.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}